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Introducing Lemon Drops! Friday, February 22nd, 2008

We’re in the process of setting up a new review segment of GameLemon we affectionately call Lemon Drops. They’re mini reviews for the games that either don’t deserve full-fledged articles or are just too short that we wouldn’t want to ramble on and on (more than we already do) just to formulate a complete piece. Here you’ll see the likes of Xbox Live Arcade, Playstation Network, and Virtual Console titles, as well as some handheld goodies. Feel free to send us some feedback if there’s anything you want to hear about, and we’ll try to track it down to put a lemony spin on it for ya. Check back soon for the first installments.

Welcome to GameLemon’s official blog! Tuesday, February 19th, 2008

Well, hello! Welcome to our humble blog - and yes, that special tingling you are getting in your tummy now is the feeling of priviledge for being privy to our very first official post ;). We are still working out a few quirks with the blog, so please be patient while we make our first batch of blogging lemonade. Meanwhile, we’d like to say ‘thanks’ just for coming to visit, and we look forward to sharing some quality laughs with you, as we make brutal fun of everything ‘gaming’ under the sun. Game announcements? We can make them funny. Red ring of death stories? Yep, funny. People getting electrocuted while peeing on their PS2? That one hardly even needs any help from us. People making contact with extraterrestrial intelligence through their Nintendo Wiis? We’ll make you see the humor in it even if it’s a total load of BS. Oh yeah, we are allowed to say ‘total load of BS’ here. We can say ‘boobs’, too, btw. We are even allowed to say that “Kane & Lynch” blew chunks the size of Manhattan. You can’t get fired for honesty here. Just for writing posts that are way longer than they need to be. See you around!