Microsoft knocks off millions of socks and soils thousands of pants with announcement of Natal

So there I was, sitting in front of the TV with my trusty notepad, writing down all the new game announcements and release dates. And then came the end of the Microsoft press-conference. I was expecting one last yeehah! type speech before I could go and update the blog, and then it came.

Project Natal. Full body motion capture gaming.

No controller. Just a set top box and some amazing software that’s recognizing everything you do - your movements, your surroundings, your voice. Game control has never been more direct.

Now this isn’t coming in 2009. But when it gets here, if the technology indeed holds up, this will be very, very major.

Microsoft demonstrated the technology in 3 ways.

First, Ricochet - a 3D breakout-type game where you move your hands, feet and everything else to deflect balls at a platform of blocks. Nothing special game-wise, but pretty rocking as a technology demo - the girl on the stage was jumping around wildly, no controllers, no gadgets attached to her body anywhere, and she was translating onto the screen in a pretty darn snappy manner. Cool.

Second - a painting program controlled with simple voice, hand and full body commands. All right as a tech demo, not something I would ever actually do.

And third, came the real stunner - a demo created by Lionhead, presented by Peter Molyneux, where a boy game character named Milo interacts with a player - a girl named Claire. They hold a fluid conversation across the TV screen. Milo reacts real-time to things Clair says and the way she says them. He throws her a pair of googles - she makes a catching motion. She draws a picture for him - and passes it right into the game world as it is instantly scanned and processed by the Natal hardware/software magic.

Needless to say, it is a pretty stunning demo. Now go search YouTube for “E3 2009 Natal” and be amazed for yourself.

4 Responses to “Microsoft knocks off millions of socks and soils thousands of pants with announcement of Natal”

  1. melinda Says:

    With ever ounce of my cynical, maybe-I-won’t-buy-an-Xbox, haterade-chugging, Wiimote-hugging being I say this: Holy fucking a shit! How fucking cool is that? Really fucking cool! That’s how fucking cool! That’s how mother-ass-fucking cool! I need more swears to adequately express how fucking bitch-ass cool this crazy ass shit is! Quick! Someone get me some more swears! Oh…oh…how about when she looks into the pond and sees HER OWN FUCKING REFLECTION? Holy shit shit.

  2. Darthziggy Says:

    Is that “ass” there to emphasize the “mother” or are you talking about mothers getting ass-fu… oh, nevermind. Gotta find the vids of this.

  3. Darthziggy Says:

    Holy shit dude, that’s fuckin CREEPY! And at the same time, totally awesome! Wow… just, wow.

  4. Max Says:

    I know. For the first few minutes I kept looking for hidden motion sensors on the people’s arms and legs until I realized there aren’t any. Of course, the Wii looked much more amazing than it actually turned out the first time we saw it too. But if this stuff actually works at least half as well as it looks…. damn.

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