At first, when Razzie founder, John Wilson, called Uwe Boll the “worst living director on Earth”, I felt really bad for the guy. Ouch. I couldn’t help but wonder how it would feel if some website named me The Worst Crappy Web Writer on Earth. I wouldn’t like it at all! The worst? I’d like to think that I would at least make the top 50 in the 100 Top Crappy Web Writers List. (Ooh ooh! Hey hey! Could someone please create such a list? Esquire…I’m looking at you!)

But then I saw Boll’s  video response, where the gaming community’s favorite whipping boy speaks out against his Razzie and also appears to make fun of the people of Darfur and anyone who has ever raised or given money to the genocide-ridden region. Hm. Quite the dick move. Not quite as dicky, though, as the fact that he ends the video with a promise to go away and never make movies again; despite the fact that Imdb has listed 7 movies as “in production”, including Bloodrayne: 3 Warhammer, a movie he told Fangoria “… is definitely happening… and it will be the final installment.”

Whoa…here is a guy that just promised on camera not to make any more of what he calls m-o-v-i-e-s. And we are just supposed to believe him when he says he isn’t going to unleash BloodRayne 4: The Final Chapter upon an unsuspecting public. Well, I’m here to say that I do, in fact, suspect Mr. Boll. I suspect!

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