Wii-Ware Family Tennis (Actually a Sucking Lemon Drop)
Okay, yes this game sucks, but so what? You know you’re going to download it. Why? Because the next time your mom comes over and, after her eighth scotch and whisky, says “Oh show me how this Wiiiiiiiii thingie works.” You can turn the thingie on, point to Family Table Tennis and let her have at it while you go and do something productive..like hide the rest of the booze…in your throat.
And this is probably just me, but with it’s four or five randomly banal locations and glorified-pong gameplay, this game reminds me of a non-pornographic DOA Xtreme Beach Volleyball…and y’all know how I loves me some DOA Xtreme Beach Volleyball. But I can’t really play it around my two year old, lest she develop unnatural expectations of the size of her impending boobies.
June 27th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
I think I just lost a part of my Wii-loving soul by watching that video. Yikes.
June 28th, 2008 at 10:53 pm
Having had a tiny semblance of a professional ping pong career in a past life, it’s always particularly entertaining to see all the different ways in which people manage to degrade this sport. My collection of ping pong abuses includes masterpieces like tables filled with left-over concrete with a line of beer cans for a net, but a ping pong table made from a half a giant log with fake fruit on top is definitely a new one.