Comments on: Courting The Gamer Vote

By: melinda

melinda — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:13:31 +0000

Really, how much lower than WWE would they have to sink to pander for votes? Amateur Hard-Core Porn? Snuff films? A cameo on Rock of Love? No. That would be too low.

(BTW, those are not Bill’s balls…they’re Linda Tripp’s. Pay attention.)

By: Bailz

Bailz — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:50:55 +0000

I swear that dude in the photo looks just like my buddy Edmund from Boston!

Yes, the shameful pandering of going on WWE Raw, the show that ran a 2 hour tribute to a man that murdered his family the night before; the show that featured 82 year old Mae Young “giving birth” to “Sexual Chocolate” MArk Henry’s “baby”; the show that has Stone Cold Steve Austin “crucified” above the arena while strapped to a giant Undertaker logo “cross”. I don’t know what demographic they’re really trying to reach here- steroid abusing young males with homicidal tendencies, an octogenarian fetish and a god complex? We’ve truly hit a low point as a nation because now Vince McMahon will have footage of a future president coming on his show. Do you smell what Barack is cooking?

The even lower point was the fake Hillary vs. fake Barack match that happened later in the show. I think in the next “Smackdown vs. Raw” game, the candidates should be unlockable characters. I mean who wouldn’t want to see Hill-Dawg lay the Smackdown on Candice Michelle? Or McCain vs. Hogan- it’s the only way to make Johnny MAc look younger, by fighting a geriatric ball of roid rage! Best of all Barack Obama could rid the wrestling world of “Cryme Tyme” and hence eliminate another racial stereotype in pro-wrestling. Now if only we could see Ahmedinajad vs. The Iron Sheik.

By: Max

Max — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:21:55 +0000

You know, I’d totally give it up for a woman Prez, but “come on!” right back at you - you gotta give me a real female candidate! Cuz I am pretty sure Hil has got a pair of balls stapled onto her backside. They are probably Bill’s, and I am fairly sure they are itchy after that whole Lewinski thing. I mean a woman President is one thing, but a “woman-with-a-pair-of-her-practically -ex-husband-if-it-wasn’t-for-politics’ balls stapled to her backside” President is something different entirely.

Oh yeah, and all three of them (the candidates, not Bill’s balls) should be sliced to death with a potato peeler for that WWE thing. I was watching that on The Daily Show the other night (btw, can a TV show be President? Cuz I’d totally vote for The Daily Show!) - and that had to be BY FAR the most embarrassing thing ever done (and willingly exposed to the public) by presidential nominees.