Just watched Adam Sessler interview Ben “Yahtzee” Croshaw at part of G4s GDC coverage. Good to put a face to the voice, Mr. Ben. I must congratulate you, you actually look like a borderline normal human being. Fucked in the head to just about the right degree, I mean. And not, like, ridiculously old and groggy. Good for you.

As for Adam, Sessler, man, you just look so cute trying to be a real journalist! Good try, my man, good try. But you’ve really gotta learn to control your chin if you want to take this whole journalism thing seriously. Use your will power - keep it from nodding and jerking and reaching out like a young virgin’s clitoris at the sight of manmeat when you are talking to people. Face control, man, FACE control. Take some lessons from Morgan. Who, I must admit, needs to take some lessons from you in the dressing department. They dressed her ok for the GDC for a change, but her stylists really need to understand how to NOT put long, tight, one-piece cloth tubes on her midsection that make her look like a human spaghetti. Seriously.

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