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On everything that sucks, sucks as$ or just plain sucks b*lls in video games. ...a column by Melinda Bailey
Issue 6: The End of the World as We Blow It!
So I was doing my monthly Google search of "signs of the apocalypse" (right after my monthly breast self-exam...it's just easier that way), because...you know...I want to be ready. When the rapture comes, I'm not just going to take God's wrath lying down. I'm going to fight that holy fire and brimstone like a mother bear protecting her cubs from a hapless hiker. I figure the best way to fight fire is with fire, so I'm going to need an assload of gasoline and a bff (big fucking flamethrower). I'd also like to be wearing some type of futuristic Aunt Entity-esque outfit. And because I'm not going to be able to just pull any of that (especially the bff) out of my ass at a moments notice, I really need to keep track of the signs.
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Ninja Gaiden: Dragon Sword

Grade: 8.5

2008-05-07

A Teen rating means that enemies just vanish in pretty purple mist instead of being decapitated.

Summary: Everyone's favorite badass ninja, Ryu Hyabusa, is back for some portable demon slaying.

Genre: Action/Adventure

Setting: The Hyabusa Village and various locales throughout the demon realm.

Systems: Nintendo DS

Isn't he just an adorable little killing machine?

Welcome to the world of portable sword and shuriken shenanigans. Ninja Gaiden: Dragon Sword for the Nintendo DS tries to bring all the fun and excitement of its Xbox 1.0 (and PS3) counterpart to the little handheld. There are some quirks that keep this from being a perfect companion to the original, but Dragon Sword is truly worthy of the Ninja Gaiden name, if for nothing else than its nonstop, all-out action.

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Editorial: 5 Games I Loathe That You Love!
by Tim Sweeney
Welcome back to the second part of my little love/hate-fest. I assume that I already managed to tread on a few toes in the first part of my article, even though most of the games weren't so much universally hated as universally ignored by everybody. In fact, looking back, the first article was positively tame. Not so this one; I may not like a whole bunch of things that you hate, but I sure as hell hate a lot of the games you like. In fact I'm not sure if I can even fit this into five games, but let's give it a go. In the interest of not antagonizing everyone, I'll try to give reasons for why I dislike these games, rather than simply stating their level of suckitude. Now without further ado, the list.
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